The first President of the United States, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, co-author of the Constitution that most people of 2012 know too little about, George Washington is kind of a big deal.
He’s such a big deal that some random Super-PAC decided to kidnap him, along with his Founding Father comrades, and bring him to 2012 to help with this upcoming election. George Washington is a man of principle though and he wouldn’t allow himself to be manipulated into supporting a cause he didn’t believe in. So he put his foot down and steadfastly refused to give his support.
So, Super-PAC refused to support him.
Now he’s stuck in 2012. He spends his days working a job he’s unqualified for and spends his nights drinking with his obnoxious coworkers or doing kegstands at red-cup house parties. Oh, and there’s a girl…there’s always a girl.
I Made of America tells the story of George Washington and his fellow Founding Fathers in 2012 Chicago. You could Facebook or Tweet George to see what he’s up to right now. But, if I were you, I’d start at the very beginning….