George Washington

The first President of the United States, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, co-author of the Constitution that most people of 2012 know too little about, George Washington is kind of a big deal.

His face is on a fucking mountain.

He’s such a big deal that some random Super-PAC decided to kidnap him, along with his Founding Father comrades, and bring him to 2012 to help with this upcoming election. George Washington is a man of principle though and he wouldn’t allow himself to be manipulated into supporting a cause he didn’t believe in. So he put his foot down and steadfastly refused to give his support.

So, Super-PAC refused to support him.

Now he’s stuck in 2012. He spends his days working a job he’s unqualified for and spends his nights drinking with his obnoxious coworkers or doing kegstands at red-cup house parties. Oh, and there’s a girl…there’s always a girl.

I Made of America tells the story of George Washington and his fellow Founding Fathers in 2012 Chicago. You could Facebook or Tweet George to see what he’s up to right now. But, if I were you, I’d start at the very beginning….

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Founding Fathers Brought to 2012

The American Revolutionaries for Freedom and Family Super PAC undertook the impossible. So many groups these days claim to be supporting the Founding Fathers. But ARFF went and got them so we could know for sure.

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John Adams Clean Shave

John Adams has had the privilege of speaking to the manufacturer of his fine grooming product!

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We’re having a birthday party for our good friend George Washington. It will be held at the appropriately named “Rebel Bar & Grill” and will feature an open bar from 8 to 9pm and a brief concert by none other

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Buy the Calendar Now!

Alexander Hamilton earned $200 by convincing his fellow Founding Fathers to pose for this Sexy Founding Fathers Calendar. The calendar may not be the most proud moment in their lives, but if it helps get the electricity back on, then

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Help Find James Madison

Dearest Friends, We have been in such a terrible state since the disappearance of James Madison. With the computer knowledge we have thus far acquired we created this poster, and will be placing them everywhere we can in hopes that

February 17

I Made America GIF Images

Dear Christina, We have of late come across your GIF images of us and were delighted. It is wonderful to have our spirits lifted in such a tragic time after James Madison’s disappearance. Please continue to create and share, whether

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On Saturday, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and John Adams visited Chicago’s world renown Museum of Science and Industry, We originally noticed the lightning exhibit and thought Ben would like it, so we decided to make a day out of it.

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Since Casimir Pulaski did save General Washinton’s life, the least the men could do is join friend Alex for brunch at the Warsaw Inn!

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Thomas Jefferson was lucky enough to get his first official gig, singing a song with Band Called Catch at the Beat Kitchen.  It was a blast and the rest of the founding fathers were able to join him on stage!

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