Founding Fathers

George Washington

The first President of the United States, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, co-author of the Constitution that most people of 2012 know too little about, George Washington is kind of a big deal. His face is on a fucking mountain....

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Thomas Jefferson

Download Thomas Jefferson’s Debut Album Songs From Monticello As politics has revealed itself to be a childish and fruitless game, I have moved my considerable efforts to the field of music. View My Profiles: Thomas Jefferson’s Twitter Thomas Jefferson’s Facebook...

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John Adams

Lawyer, statesman, diplomat…John Adams has an accomplished resume. Although he wasn’t the first President of the United States, he was the second…and that isn’t so bad, right? Well, someone definitely thought so. Even though John’s face isn’t on any American...

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Alexander Hamilton

Arriving in 2012 Chicago has made me more ambitious than ever and I will stop at no cost to achieve success. My brilliant business mind at times leads my fellow men to believe that I am full of greed. Meanwhile,...

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James Madison

James Madison was a brilliant founding father. Unfortunately he did not handle his recent time travel well and has not been able to speak coherently.   View My Profiles: James Madison’s Twitter James Madison’s Facebook...

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